As a total slave to opinion I have to put this link here:
But what the fuck do those guys know?
Absolutely fuckin nothing - that's what. This link makes my blog stronger for no other reason than I bothered to have it here.
Does that make this place any better? No - obviously not. I'm popular simply because I choose to be popular. I chose to make myself accessible to the masses.
But don't mistake my want of accessibility for respect...
...I still hate most of you more than you can imagine.
It's lonely down here. What purpose can a paragraph find at the nigh-bottom of this blog? Should I be humorous? Informative? Why am I here? I wish I was that other paragraph above the calendar. Oh the wonderful things I could do from up there...